This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 1, 2009Fictional Account of How Kevin Bacon Made Me Look Like a Hero At Dairy QueenAwesome hypothetical tale of Baconinity.by Gerald YoungintonCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Fictional Account of How Kevin Bacon Made Me Look Like a Hero At Dairy Queen friendsofjulius.blogspot.com