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9 Questions Your Family Will Definitely Ask During The Holidays

Preparation is key.

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1. Will you ever take your cat mask off?

I've been masking since September and just because Aunt Linda thinks it's weird doesn't mean I should take it off.
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I've been masking since September and just because Aunt Linda thinks it's weird doesn't mean I should take it off.

2. Can you even see out of it?

Yeah, I can. There's a big opening through the mouth hole, gosh.
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Yeah, I can. There's a big opening through the mouth hole, gosh.

3. Are you going to wear this all evening?

Yeah, Linda, I am. Just because you don't understand doesn't mean I'm taking it off.
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Yeah, Linda, I am. Just because you don't understand doesn't mean I'm taking it off.

4. Please, can you just take it off? You're scaring Liam.

Liam is seven, stop shielding him from the masking community. If anything you should be worried that I'm scaring the dog.
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Liam is seven, stop shielding him from the masking community. If anything you should be worried that I'm scaring the dog.

5. Then can you take it off for the dog?

Definitely not. Riley doesn't own me. I should be welcomed into the pack.
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Definitely not. Riley doesn't own me. I should be welcomed into the pack.

6. This one is really scary, Jason. Please can you just take it off?

Fine. But I'm putting a different one on instead.
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Fine. But I'm putting a different one on instead.

7. Gross, this isn't any better. Can you please wear a different one?

This one cost a lot of money. I'm actually pretty hurt that you're attacking me so hard right now.
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This one cost a lot of money. I'm actually pretty hurt that you're attacking me so hard right now.

8. Thanks. How many of these do you actually own?

15. Want to see more?
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15. Want to see more?

9. No, I've had enough already.

Too late.
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Too late.