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mom: I hope you spent that $20 wisely at the book fair me: i did i’m gonna go read now *as i run downstairs looking at all my new pens, highlighters, and pack of glow in the dark stars*
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12 y/o me in the back of the car while my dad drove me home, making all the red traffic lights turn green with my psychic powers
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Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
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That static feeling on your hands when you touch the screen after you’ve turned it off. https://t.co/5G9TfS1ksO
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Do you guys remember in like 5th/6th grade when all the teachers were transitioning from classic projectors to SmartBoards and the teachers didnt know how to use them and then the whole class would lose their shit when they calibrated them by touching the little dots
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when you were in the car as a kid and your brain randomly told you to open the door
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Coming back after a doctor’s appointment with McDonald’s for lunch in elementary.
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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them i threw up
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Y’all remember when you were about to go back to school and you would practice your new handwriting technique “like yes I’m bout to slay all these chicks with the way I curve my y’s” 😭😭 life was so simple
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I watched rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape https://t.co/uuxLOVDRzR
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Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
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Did you guys ever used to lay down in the back seat of ya parents car and doze off for a little bit and then tried to figure out where you was Exactly on the trip by feeling the curves and seeing if you recognized the passing surroundings?
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I remember I used to try and balance the switch perfectly between “ON and “OFF” https://t.co/yHDP10xjhm
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‘You’re a bitch’ 9 year old me: ‘a bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is found on trees and trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment x’
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When I was younger and was in the shower and this happened, I thought I was a full blown water bender or aqua man 😭😭😭😭
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nostalgia.........
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IM NOT THE ONLY ONE????? Omfg, i thought i was just fucking weird. I LOVED this shit. https://t.co/4Fv5sshB2z
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Remember being a pre-teen and making these albums on Facebook captioned ‘~aDvEnTuRes~’ where you were just walking to the corner store w/ your buds takin pics like ✌🏼😬 all edited by Piczo captioned ‘you’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.’ WHAT A FREAKIN TIME
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11 year old me writing ‘and then i woke up, it was just a dream’ at the end my creative story in english
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hey ladies remember when we were in middle school and someone would have a party but only a few of us were on the VIP list to sleep over and we had to keep it a secret so girls who weren’t invited wouldn’t get their feelings hurt lmao what a time to be alive