Buzz·Posted on 15 Jun 202024 Tweets That'll Probably Make You Say "Oh My God, I Thought It Was Just Me Who Did That"TLDR; we're all weird.by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ☔Grace says Black lives matter. @dreamsofskies Someone else: "Let's set up a phone appointment at 1:30." My brain: "Don't do anything before 1:30, got it." Why. 06:12 PM - 20 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. shev @cardamummy Me: fully knows that gf bread means gluten free bread My smooth brain: girlfriend bread :) 06:15 AM - 14 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. lee @LeeRobertson_ do u ever convince urself that ur teeth are wobbly 10:21 AM - 04 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. katelyn @noitskatelyn me smiling at people under my mask thinking that they can see it 04:29 PM - 06 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. cody 🦝 @CdyRnkn therapy: expensive sitting in your car for a prolonged period of time once you finally arrive home from doing something socially or physically draining even though you’d get true rest quicker if you just got up and walked inside: free 12:07 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Erik @E_Rock15 10 year old me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm I need glue and construction paper for my project due tomorrow. https://t.co/NkKRDCoKfS 07:21 PM - 22 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. DM 🌹 @Dxno4 Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed 06:32 PM - 11 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. I Said, What I Said. @TierraChardae Me looking up an entire cast to a series/movie I just finished 45 seconds ago. https://t.co/p6nyxsplvA 12:11 AM - 16 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 💮➐ @SeoulFoodBella Me peeing in the middle of the night with the lights off so I don’t “lose the sleep” 08:38 AM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Musashi @MoreMoneyBanksz Every t-shirt I’ve bought eventually becomes a pyjama top. 12:04 PM - 09 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ree. @North_Ree I suck at cuddling, 5 mins in and my dumb ass about to die for tryna copy how you breathe. 10:50 PM - 05 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anthony J 🍯 @oddlycreativ I shoot my shot by posting a story so you can shoot your shot... stupid 02:32 PM - 26 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ⚜️𝔽𝕣𝕪 𝔾𝕦𝕪 @ 𝔹𝕠𝕓’𝕤 𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤⚜️ @LilBreauxSkee If you don’t click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can’t trust you!! 01:39 PM - 25 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ッ @UGHY00NS *joins a gc* me: hiiii *mutes forever* 11:15 AM - 26 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kt o'reilly @KatieOreill All it takes is two glasses of wine for me to start replying to peoples stories as if they were personally sent to me 11:45 PM - 20 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. meg monk @MegMonk you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch 03:56 AM - 16 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. eye! @ANIM3TITTIES do u cry on ur birthday every year or r u normal 03:54 AM - 27 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. walker @walkercapl My Close Friends list is for only my most enduring friendships and also ten people I've never spoken to but I think have "good energy" 03:39 AM - 24 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Osama bin thottin🧚🏾 @Kay_Goddess1130 Me looking at the imaginary camera every time some crazy shit happens IRL😭😭 06:31 PM - 01 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. helen @helen i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong 07:29 PM - 20 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Scaachi @Scaachi what’s *my* kink?? well, it’s adding a bunch of shit to my online cart and then slowly convincing myself out of every purchase until there’s nothing to buy and then i am sad again. 03:05 PM - 04 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. the blunt whisperer @IHateYourFacee Me 5 secs after buying someone a gift lol 07:35 PM - 01 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. jonny sun @jonnysun does anyone else carefully choose the last bite of food you eat at the end of a meal so that ur mouth can “remember” it 02:41 AM - 16 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. chilli paneer @fmlbruv Do u ever mention someone in ur prayers then u feel bad for not mentioning other people then suddenly ur including the whole population 06:12 PM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite