Buzz·Posted on 25 Nov 201817 Painfully Funny Times Twitter Called Out Every Single One Of UsComputer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" Me: "yea"by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp my answer to everything is “I’ll start a google doc.” Have an idea for a new project? Start a google doc. Need to do laundry? Open a new doc. Body is begging me to eat a vegetable and leave my bed for the first time all dsy? Gooooooooogle doc 11:56 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. amber @mberwebb When girls say they are “running errands” they’re actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes 11:41 PM - 21 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Clare Costello @cemcostello I made a meme about punctuation 11:29 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jodie Moore @_jodiemoorex Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and you need a pee but you’re actually so tired and cosy, so you just go back to sleep with high hopes that you don’t piss yourself hahahaha 10:45 AM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. harrison @harriweinreb computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea” 04:15 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. cozy blessed asian @tribranchvo me: *starts a movie* also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight* me: This movie sucks the movie: https://t.co/tqrGV9sHcb 05:30 PM - 09 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ariella @agbouskila recipe writers: tsp is teaspoon, tbsp is tablespoon me, an intellectual: tusp recipe writer: no me: tubusp 03:00 AM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Adam¡ @TheAdamCardenas my gut feeling: don't do it me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll do it 05:57 AM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. xavier @qoslinq 09:22 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Paige Alena @itspaigealena me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later. my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast 03:26 PM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. keely flaherty @keelyflaherty me: *zones out for 60 min of important work meeting* me: eh me: *zones out for 6 seconds of a TV show* me: reTHEFUCKwind 01:43 AM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. scorpihoe @penhoIder me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money me: if you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same me: shit can't argue with that logic let's eat 03:45 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Venus Thirst Trap @adequateGF 90% of my web searches are me googling words to make sure they actually mean what i think they mean before i post them online 04:20 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys the pile of unread books on my side table watching me toss another 2 books onto it & opening up a window to rewatch an old show https://t.co/B1kDvq0Gvi 09:10 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. max @jacobmaxwells Hello world! I am going to tell you about this awful problem I have! Every time I type out a professional email I cannot help but write like this! I cannot stop this habit for I am afraid people will think I am uninterested and rude! Please send help! Thank you for your time! 10:11 PM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Peyton @peyton_darnelll Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall 01:34 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. AJ @ajwellman_ trying to spell restaurant on the first try 12:19 AM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite