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17 Painfully Funny Times Twitter Called Out Every Single One Of Us

Computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" Me: "yea"

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my answer to everything is “I’ll start a google doc.” Have an idea for a new project? Start a google doc. Need to do laundry? Open a new doc. Body is begging me to eat a vegetable and leave my bed for the first time all dsy? Gooooooooogle doc

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When girls say they are “running errands” they’re actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes

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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and you need a pee but you’re actually so tired and cosy, so you just go back to sleep with high hopes that you don’t piss yourself hahahaha

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computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea”

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me: *starts a movie* also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight* me: This movie sucks the movie: https://t.co/tqrGV9sHcb

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recipe writers: tsp is teaspoon, tbsp is tablespoon me, an intellectual: tusp recipe writer: no me: tubusp

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my gut feeling: don't do it me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll do it

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me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later. my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

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me: *zones out for 60 min of important work meeting* me: eh me: *zones out for 6 seconds of a TV show* me: reTHEFUCKwind

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me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money me: if you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same me: shit can't argue with that logic let's eat

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90% of my web searches are me googling words to make sure they actually mean what i think they mean before i post them online

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the pile of unread books on my side table watching me toss another 2 books onto it & opening up a window to rewatch an old show https://t.co/B1kDvq0Gvi

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Hello world! I am going to tell you about this awful problem I have! Every time I type out a professional email I cannot help but write like this! I cannot stop this habit for I am afraid people will think I am uninterested and rude! Please send help! Thank you for your time!

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Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall

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trying to spell restaurant on the first try