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i used to get so mad waiting 2 hours for my parents to say goodbye at their friend's house but my 20s have taught me it really be like that
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my 20s as movie franchise 21: The Disappointment & The Anxiety 22: 2 Disappointed 2 Anxious 23: The Disappoinment & The Anxiety: Tokyo Drift
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Single af. Financially unstable. Emotionally distressed. And just moved into an overpriced apartment with roommates… https://t.co/Zxob7bLH0C
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True mark of adulthood: Instead of your parents scheduling your doctors appointments, you just avoid going and hope you don't die.
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AMBITION AT 18: I want to heal the world! AMBITION AT 28: I want to become so successful my exes have vivid, recurring nightmares about me.
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Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe I'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk
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me at 18: im gonna move to new york and go on so many dates me at 26: if i put my phone in a ziploc bag i can go on twitter in the shower
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when you're younger you think your twenties is gonna be nonstop fun & all night parties & adventures but honestly i… https://t.co/dm5MuaBeln
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Every millennial's fav game: trying to figure out how your friends afford their lifestyle
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finding out your friend from high school is a teacher now is the adult version of seeing your teacher at the grocery store
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the disappointment of becoming an adult & realising all the adults u thought had all the answers were just lying to… https://t.co/rohXWttCJA
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Is there an age where you stop moving the same pile of stuff from your bed onto the floor every night or is adulthood just a lie?
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BACK TO SCHOOL OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE
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adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies
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"When employers want you to have 10yrs of work experience before the age of 22"
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school prepares us for real life bc passing a class & not knowing how u passed or wat the class was about is how u feel evrey day as a adult
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[The doorbell rings as a kid] A NEW FRIEND? FOR ME? LETS FIND OUT [The doorbell rings as an adult] I still have time to fake my own death