1. This picture of what shopping as an adult looks like.
2. This excellent change that happens.
3. This contemplation.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.
4. This comparison you make when seeing someone in their twenties on TV.
5. This absolute truth.
Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies
6. This summary of your financial situation.
7. This image that's basically being in your twenties.
8. This feeling of smugness.
To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.
9. This description of day-to-day life.
Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
10. And this moment when your approach to money comes full-circle.
11. This painfully true point about retail therapy.
"I REALLY THINK THIS IS THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT'S GONNA TURN IT ALL AROUND FOR ME" I scream-cried at the Sephora cashier
12. This change in your priorities.
13. This feeling when your payday money comes through.
me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens
14. This summary of just how weird being in your twenties is.
15. This analogy for growing up.
16. These two pictures that sum up the constant feeling of being too old and too young.
17. This poem that describes every job you try to apply for.
18. This change in how you plan meals.
me at age 8: if i eat my lunch quicker i have more time for recess me at age 28: today i will eat lunch at 10:50 and a second lunch at 3:15
19. And just food in general.
*me as a kid at lunch* when i grow up i'll never eat cafeteria food again *me as a adult in line at chipotle* hi carl i'll have the regular
20. This realisation.
21. This upside, and downside, to having your own money.
22. And this disappointment you definitely felt after years of watching sitcoms.
