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You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing? Dudes on dating apps Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting. We’re pen pals now, my dude. We bout to get Jane Austen up in here. Now, write me a poem.
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Me: I’ve got the corona virus My bird: https://t.co/OJeJLaR1gx
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i’m so horny man this is rock bottom
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attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
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We’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser
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never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.
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she’ll text me back she’s probably just doing a puzzle
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ok I bet if I got quarantined with a guy THEN I could fix him
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if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation
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Damn, can’t go outside, can’t workout, no restaurants...this is just like dating my ex
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Last night the guy im dating told me that using mouthwash is the same as brushing your teeth just “way more efficient” and i just ??????? this quarantine really about to push me over the edge
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bae: come over me: can’t, in self isolation bae: my parents aren’t home me:
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My mom is overly supportive. Also, nice.
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it’s not about finding a quarantine boyfriend, it’s about developing strong feelings via text that you won’t be able to verify in person until June
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[coronavirus pandemic diary] Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months
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Wdym you got quarantined at your ex boyfriend house
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Quarantine dating life while practicing social distancing
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There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.
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Y’all stuck in quarantine SINGLE & ALONE?????? LMMMMmetooAAOOOOOO