1.
Why do lads not speak to you for 6 months then reply to your selfie with “when you coming to see me then” never ya fanny
2.
Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
3.
Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall
4.
Must be mad being a lad. Imagine ya go to message a girl and see your previous 7 'hey xxx' messages still unread and ignored AND THEN you send an 8th just incase 😩 8th time lucky
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friends: he's going to waste your time me:
6.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
7.
why do men think guessing ur ethnicity is a good form of flirting
8.
meanwhile showering at your boyfriends, he only got one bottle of 3 in 1 You be coming out stale as shit https://t.co/ZhekG6Ms1J
9.
lmfao every time
10.
Men lie unprovoked.
11.
a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck 😩😩😩 ur so hot 😫”
12.
See when boys follow u on insta then go out their way to like a pic of u like a selfie or whatever, n u click to see who it is n their gf is in their bio 🙃🤦🏼♀️ u weirdos give me the fear, what do u want
13.
i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
14.
yes https://t.co/VpS3lrmfTG
15.
girls: the last time my best friend had sex was at 9:26 pm last Sunday and she didn’t even finish even though he did guys: my best friend may or may not be engaged to his girlfriend Stella or Stacey or Sandra or something idk we don’t really talk about our personal lives much
16.
men are trash 📍 📏 (1 alcoholic bev) 📏 📏 📍i need a man
17.
Me: I’m so depressed Guys: damn :/ show me your butthole
18.
Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy
19.
Men b like communication is so important and then u ask them why and they’re like idk I don’t wanna talk about it