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    Updated on Jun 19, 2020. Posted on Apr 30, 2017

    19 Tweets About Being Broke That Are Funny Because They're Fucking True

    "You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account."


    [checks bank account] more fake news smh


    wow things really do be costing money out here



    Me listening to my bank read me back the charges realizing none of them are fraud & my ass just can't save money


    ROBBER: give me all of your money ME: shit can i venmo you


    When your parents make a joke and you need money


    me:i would never sell out on social media broke me:Just tried this Fit LeGs tea & boy r my legs are fitter than ever! They r just so healthy


    Me talking myself into buying everything I see vs. me to myself after spending all my money


    when ur friends beg you to come out the house and y'all don't even do shit and u end up spending the money u suppos…


    i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"


    "if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home.." me, a broke individual: I SAY IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE Y…


    Me trying not to spend money as soon as that direct deposit hits


    U ever so broke u get mad about things that u spent money on like DAMN IT IF I WOULDNT HAVE BOUGHT _____ I WOULD HAVE 60 DOLLARS RN


    MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.


    You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account


    that's it, this *eats out twice in one day* time around i'm sav*amazon*ing money *uber* and curbing *wine* my spe*ubers again*nding


    When they offer you a free trial VS. when they ask you for your card information


    [on quiz show] "and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex


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