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[checks bank account] more fake news smh
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wow things really do be costing money out here
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Me listening to my bank read me back the charges realizing none of them are fraud & my ass just can't save money
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ROBBER: give me all of your money ME: shit can i venmo you
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When your parents make a joke and you need money
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me:i would never sell out on social media broke me:Just tried this Fit LeGs tea & boy r my legs are fitter than ever! They r just so healthy
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Me talking myself into buying everything I see vs. me to myself after spending all my money
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when ur friends beg you to come out the house and y'all don't even do shit and u end up spending the money u suppos… https://t.co/sYPpbPVITi
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i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
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"if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home.." me, a broke individual: I SAY IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE Y… https://t.co/vNLLiJdaIt
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Me trying not to spend money as soon as that direct deposit hits
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U ever so broke u get mad about things that u spent money on like DAMN IT IF I WOULDNT HAVE BOUGHT _____ I WOULD HAVE 60 DOLLARS RN
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.
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You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account
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that's it, this *eats out twice in one day* time around i'm sav*amazon*ing money *uber* and curbing *wine* my spe*ubers again*nding
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When they offer you a free trial VS. when they ask you for your card information
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[on quiz show] "and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex
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