1. Dreaming of getting stuff done:
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
2. Ignoring the solution to your problems:
3. Trying and failing to not overshare:
me: I try to keep my personal life off twitter me after 1 beer: it was a cool evening in september that I lost my virginity to a man his na
4. Embarrassing memories haunting you:
5. Wondering why you're so damn tired:
me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know brain: oh my god
6. Procrastinating:
7. Trying to sleep:
*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh
8. Dealing with emotions:
9. Living outside your means:
10. Making plans but not committing:
"Idk ima see" = I ain't coming, never was coming, never considered it,never gave it a second thought, only remembered cause you asked again.
11. Wanting to escape responsibility:
12. Being your own worst enemy:
13. Doing whatever you want:
To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.
14. Trying your best, kind of:
"Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.
15. Attempting to swallow your pride:
16. Deciding when to treat yourself:
incredible how whenever i want a treat, i also deserve one
17. Being tough and sensitive at the same time:
[me, always] i hate literally everyone [someone hurts my feelings] why is this happening. how can u do this to me, the prince of kindness
18. But ultimately, not giving a fuck.
everyone: ur annoying me: