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18 Times The Internet Was Way Too Hilarious About Being Single

"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes."

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I love when your family friends are always like "oh sweetie you're gonna break some hearts one day" like yea Aunt Kathy my own, 15 times.

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Me explaining to my friends how to fix their relationships whilst my single ass hasn't dated a single person in 19… https://t.co/lJwRAhSIdP

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Me: I just need someone who shows me true love and affection Me when the same guy texts me 5 days in a row:

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me: *is single* beyoncé: "he's playing you" me:

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before you ask him on a real date, try doing something low pressure with him. like never speaking to him or vocalizing your interest

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Worst thing about being single is the minimum spend limit on takeaways

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When everyone asks me why I don't date.

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next time a boy chats to me he has to give me £100 deposit im not even joking,cant be wasting my time for free woz that

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