1. On Ariel's choice of friends:
how old is flounder. he sounds like he's like 5. ariel is 16 and trading limbs to a witch for a man. why is she best friends with a tiny kid fish. christ
2. And on how Ursula is unfairly portrayed for just trying to warn her:
wild that disney made a movie about a hot fat dom lesbian sea witch who dies desperately & unsuccessfully trying to use her witchcraft to prove to a straight girl that her father is a maniac & her bf only cares about her superficially
3. On Cinderella's struggles:
why didn't cinderella just beat they asses
4. On the townspeople judging Belle:
5. Seriously Belle, what the hell?
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
6. On this Sleeping Beauty card's proclamation:
7. On Pocahontas' choice of love interest:
8. On where Ariel and King Triton's moral compass lay:
I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.
9. On Jasmine's judgement:
alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first
10. On what impresses Ariel:
11. On Belle's discovery:
12. On fish anatomy:
13. On this unfortunate Snow White doll:
14. On Belle being a lil' snooty:
Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it
15. On the unrealistic expectations they all gave us about waking up to ~the sounds of nature~:
16. And on whether Cinderella was really walking around with no ears this whole time:
There was something bothering me on Cinderella's 3d model. It's not that I don't like it but she somehow looked different and I didn't know why, I just realized it's because SHE NEVER HAD EARS IN THIS COSTUME https://t.co/EnEU013yPb