1. You only have about five career paths you can choose from.
2. If you care about your career you can never wear your hair down, only in a very tight, slicked-back ponytail that might give you a headache.
3. You have to wake up at the crack of dawn to put on makeup so that you can be fresh-faced for the morning.
4. And if you're a journalist, you will have to fall in love with every person you are sent to do a story on.
5. For some reason you'll find stalker-ish behaviour...kind of endearing.
6. Instead of seeking clarification when it seems like something upsetting has happened, you will be forced to burn bridges with the person you love instead of just...talking to them.
7. There's a good chance if you start dating someone that it could be for a bet.
8. If you're not the leading lady, you'll have to deal with having no rich inner life or discernible personality.
9. You'll constantly be breaking things because you're inherently clumsy.
10. For some reason all any of your friends would want to talk to you about is your love life, or lack thereof.
11. Most of the times that you get taken out to a nice restaurant, it'll be to receive some bad news.
12. If you work at a magazine, your boss will be impossibly demanding.
13. And if you're exceptional at your job, your love life will probably suck.
14. You'll either fall in love in about five minutes or over the course of several years, with no middle ground.
15. There's a chance you wouldn't really understand how contraception works.
16. If a relationship didn't work out, you'd have to leave town and upheave your whole life instead of sticking around.
17. And in the winter, you can only wear turtlenecks.
