1. You only have about five career paths you can choose from. Columbia Pictures Fashion, journalism, cookery, advertising, or working in an art gallery. 2. If you care about your career you can never wear your hair down, only in a very tight, slicked-back ponytail that might give you a headache. Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures 3. You have to wake up at the crack of dawn to put on makeup so that you can be fresh-faced for the morning. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures Thankfully Bridesmaids is honest about it. 4. And if you're a journalist, you will have to fall in love with every person you are sent to do a story on. Netflix Even the most simple assignment will result in romantic ocmplications. 5. For some reason you'll find stalker-ish behaviour...kind of endearing. Universal Pictures Not cute! 6. Instead of seeking clarification when it seems like something upsetting has happened, you will be forced to burn bridges with the person you love instead of just...talking to them. Universal Pictures 7. There's a good chance if you start dating someone that it could be for a bet. Miramax Films 8. If you're not the leading lady, you'll have to deal with having no rich inner life or discernible personality. Paramount You'll either be very sassy or very sad. 9. You'll constantly be breaking things because you're inherently clumsy. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. Pictures 10. For some reason all any of your friends would want to talk to you about is your love life, or lack thereof. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures And it'd be really hard to change the subject. 11. Most of the times that you get taken out to a nice restaurant, it'll be to receive some bad news. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MGM Distribution Co. Therefore ruining nice restaurants forever. 12. If you work at a magazine, your boss will be impossibly demanding. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox 13. And if you're exceptional at your job, your love life will probably suck. 20th Century Fox 14. You'll either fall in love in about five minutes or over the course of several years, with no middle ground. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures Your soulmate is either your old friend from a decade ago or someone you met while queueing up to by a sandwich. 15. There's a chance you wouldn't really understand how contraception works. Universal Pictures 16. If a relationship didn't work out, you'd have to leave town and upheave your whole life instead of sticking around. Paramount Pictures Rather than just delete your ex off social media like most people. 17. And in the winter, you can only wear turtlenecks. Universal Pictures To be fair, who doesn't love a turtleneck?