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This student who didn't check their essay title.
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And this student who didn't check their résumé.
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This student who received a text that will make anyone who's been in a group project sigh.
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And this one who fell victim to the wrong attachment.
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This student who was roasted for stuttering a little.
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This student who thought they were being sneaky.
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This student who had some really bad luck.
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This student who was found out.
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This student who had an extreme reaction.
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This student who really did try.
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This student who was going through it.
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This student who prematurely sent an email.
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And this student who sent a very lengthy email but probably shouldn't have.
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This student who tried to shoot his shot.
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This student memory that sounds terrible but also relatable.
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This student who has some serious doubts about college.
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And this student, whose first college exam was the stuff nightmares are made of.