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18 Savage British Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Way Harder Than You Should

"Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer", been waiting years to say that."

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scrubbed up Liam Payne looks like the overdressed Finance Assistant who still shouts 'weeeeeeeey' when someone drop… https://t.co/Y5FlPT3Owy

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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

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Stay humble.. Brooo u was on itv2 for approx 5 minutes

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8 year old Eilidh was a fkn psycho, absolute howlin at her cutting out a picture ae cameron n putting it er her fac… https://t.co/MTjrc9HU3z

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Don't get why lasses act like pricks when you ask where their outfit is from babe it's a co-ord not the krabby patty formula chill out x

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"I just can't picture a female doctor!" It's a fucking TV show mate, they provide the pictures for you

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12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli

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To get my mates down the pub I cut and pasted one pint 5 times and told them there were 5 pints waiting first 5 dow… https://t.co/cpL09t1B0t