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14 Pictures That Will Make You Say "This Is Why You Take Them Swimming On The First Date"

You can finally know the truth.

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1. I hate when you think you're dating Yoda but it turns out to be a human woman underneath.

2. Or when you ask out Lord Voldemort, but it turns out when they wash their face they're not He Who Must Not Be Named after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF9TmSTTmLU

So pissed.

3. This woman is actually made of human flesh instead of wood. I feel so deceived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ogAuZlUdQ

4. Smh how are regular people meant to know she's not actually made of stone? I feel cheated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWbUmzhSME

5. I mean you think you're going on a sexy date with Dory, but does she naturally look like a cartoon fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoVa8rvqZhs

This is why people have trust issues.

6. And there was me thinking her eyelashes actually touched her forehead and she was purple. Lies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UixC2CZx74

7. She's not the Grinch underneath that makeup! I bet she doesn't even want to steal Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4JSpMmo15M

8. What if you didn't take her swimming and spent your entire life believing she was actually a fictional skeletal king?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7cMORkgWIE

9. Imagine how many people had been ignorantly believing she's an actual minion. Well, you know the truth now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZlTG2XryPI

10. Seriously, going for a swim would reveal an awful secret...she's not really blue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yNrq3_uvOI

11. When you think you're seducing Anger from Inside Out but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACKsw91cnxk

12. This is next-level trickery. This isn't even Jafar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68mHm_n7lLw

13. I mean, there was me thinking this was actually Darth Vader and everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTEeywk8ypw

14. Seriously, I'm sick of this false advertising! She's not an actual lion. Who can you even trust nowadays?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwU8HwKKH4