1.
Cleaning your ears and finding a big chunk of earwax.
2.
Pulling out a tricky ingrown hair.
3.
Picking off a bit of dry skin from your lips.
4.
Cleaning out lint from your belly button.
5.
Itching your head and marvelling at the snowfall of dead skin that lands.
6.
Peeling a fingernail in a perfect, smooth movement.
7.
Scrubbing the dry skin off your feet and watching the little skin dust gather.
8.
Removing a chunk of mushy food from between your teeth when you floss.
9.
Popping a spot and getting a little pus worm.
10.
Digging out dirt from your nails with another nail.
11.
Extracting a hardened bogey from your nose.
12.
And blowing out some more slimy snot and looking at your work in the tissue.
13.
Pulling out a hair right from the root.
14.
And pulling out multiple hairs from one pore.
15.
Getting a hard, crusty blackhead that you can just pull out whole.
16.
Fishing out eye goo, especially when it's quite big.
17.
Picking at a blister that has burst and started to peel.
18.
And doing a big poo with minimal straining before turning around to admire it.
