4. When you’re convinced they love your food more than they love you.
5. And when they give zero fucks and go for your dinner when you’re not looking.
6. When your dog blissfully ignores its fuck-ups and hopes you do too.
8. When you feel compelled to give your dog its own photoshoot.
11. When it’s moulting season and your house is full of fur clumps.
13. Or when they go the other way and decide they want you to leave them the hell alone.
And you wonder if maybe they know that you petted another dog before coming home.