1. An ideal day involves a number of daytime naps.
2. And it's something of an achievement when you both manage the whole weekend without changing out of your pyjamas.
3. Netflix is an important and highly-valued part of your relationship.
4. And finishing a TV series in record time is always a cause for celebration.
5. You don't bother asking "what shall we do?" when you spend time together.
6. Because there's an unspoken understanding that you don't have to actually do anything at all.
7. You would never dream of planning to see each other before mid-afternoon, because neither of you wake up before 11am.
8. You've both embraced voice messages, because typing can require a lot of effort.
9. If you both fancy something to eat, an intense stare-off begins to decide who should actually get up and put something in the oven.
10. But in those situations, you feel reassured that pizza has your back.
11. You have to take your laziness in turns sometimes, so that some cleaning actually gets done.
12. Although you guys know how to improvise if you really can't be bothered.
13. Getting invited somewhere together leads to brainstorming excuses for why you can't make it.
14. And if you do bother go out, it's not long before you exchange knowing looks that say "lets just go home and eat biscuits".
15. But you probably both settled on a good lie to get out early beforehand.
16. Date nights do seem appealing sometimes, but the lure of your bed is so damn strong.
