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19 Tweets And Tumblr Posts About Halloween Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"This year for Halloween I'm going to be Sleeping Beauty. You can find me asleep, at home."

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1. These alternative costume names.

The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good

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5. This easy-to-make costume.

For Halloween, just tape a picture of your twitter avi to your forehead and tell everyone you're going as the worst version of yourself.

6. And this brutal one.

Go to Halloween party wearing a big mirror & when people ask what you are say "A giant fuckin nerd" then just stand there & let it sink in

7. This scary situation.

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9. This absolutely perfect picture.

12. This terrifying costume.

13. This handy tip.

ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile

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14. This description of Halloween night.

This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty. You can find me asleep, at home.

15. This excellent pastime.

Me: Can't wait to dress up like a witch and frighten children. Coworker: Yeah Halloween is great. Me: What the fuck is Halloween?

18. This child's casually cutting remark.

2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said "nice lumberjack costume."

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