Buzz·Posted on 10 Aug 201721 Punny Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Every Damn Time"Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?"by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Ryan @Million I rest my case 08:52 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ♡ JUJU ♡ @QueenIdle "What kind of guys are you into?" Me: 12:04 PM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jomny sun @jonnysun *explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin 02:15 AM - 13 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ben Hall @MrBenLHall I'm not appreciated enough. Saw this bread and not one person laughed when I said "dat ass dough". 10:58 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams [blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large 01:04 AM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. emi facer @emitheface UDOT outdid themselves today. 02:40 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov Remember to check ur kids' candy on halloween, i found a razor in my daughter's M&Ms this morning 04:01 PM - 30 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. jake gatsby @Lieberperson im fucking hysterical 01:44 AM - 20 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. mitch desch @mitchael_dee Who ordered the shredded cheese? 05:26 PM - 10 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bear Knee Sanders @LeBearGirdle Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock? *Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times* Me: OH MY 10:06 PM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. meme god @MEMESG0D y'all still living in 2017, meanwhile this man living in 3017 08:29 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ty @TylerChapman_ Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties 02:05 PM - 01 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. j. @liltostones_ I don't know about magic but I got a couple twix up my sleeve 08:43 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Durag Model @ThatWiggaDev "Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" 02:55 AM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. peyton @peytonism Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful. 11:36 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. memes @memeprovider Gardening was never a hobby of mine, but I thought I'd give it a spin 10:29 PM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Unfortunate Son @JonnieMarbLes Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old. 09:37 PM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Andrew Dennison @CharlieBeatnik Presumably good at helping people stay alive. 09:06 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite