Buzz·Posted on Jul 12, 2016If The Media Wrote About Theresa May's Husband The Way They Write About Samantha CameronWonder how much they'll talk about him ~vamping up his style~.by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. They would be really keen to point out when he shows off his waist. Chris Ratcliffe / Getty Images / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed / dailymail.co.uk 2. And when he makes some ~adventurous~ wardrobe choices. Oli Scarff / Getty Images / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed / dailymail.co.uk 3. They would applaud him for bringing trousers to the forefront of fashion. dailymail.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 4. They might even hail him as the perfect party husband. Chris Ratcliffe / Getty Images / dailymail.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 5. But the media would ask some important questions about his day job, such as, should he have one? theguardian.com / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 6. They might say that with his enviable looks and lifestyle, he has it all. theguardian.com Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 7. No detail would be spared in the event he gets whisked away for his birthday. dailymail.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 8. But he might get a new nickname in the process. blogs.spectator.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed / Jeff J Mitchell 9. It's OK though, because maybe even an ice king is actually self-deprecating and warm. blogs.spectator.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 10. Maybe he'll no longer talk, but instead nag. politics.co.uk / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed Nagging husbands, amirite ladies? 11. And maybe they'll just wax lyrical about his trendsetting ways but remind you he's so much more than a sharp suit. Justin Tallis / Getty Images / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed / beamly.com A man who can dress himself and has a job? Where do I sign up?