1. When you hear some drama going on and know you're going to have some tea to spill later.
2. When you're contemplating whether you should dish the dirt or not.
3. When all your friends are round and it's time to exchange gossip.
4. And when you're holding out for some A-grade gossip but you're left disappointed.
when your friend finally spills the tea but it's not good
5. Although sometimes you're impressed with the high-quality tea your mates spill.
6. And then you're just hoping there's more.
7. When you act naive, often in the hopes of getting more tea.
#GrowingUpShady When someone spills the tea and you have to pretend that you don't already know
8. When you need to give people a bit of encouragement to dish the dirt.
9. And when you're waiting for a friend to stop setting the scene of their story and get to the good bit.
10. When your music is on mute so you can overhear all the important details of the tea.
#GrowingUpShady pausing your music but keeping your earphones in so you could get that freshly brewed yunnan tea like
11. Or when you're in your room and overhear one of your parents spilling tea on family members.
12. Although sometimes when you eavesdrop, it's not what you want to hear.
13. When someone says "I'm not supposed to tell anyone this but..."
14. When you've promised to change your ways but it just reels you back in.
me: i stay minding my business, i'm never worried about other people *hears someone spilling tea* me:
15. When you get a message from your friend in the early hours of the morning and you know it's good gossip.
16. Especially if it's after they've gone round someone's house for the first time.
17. When the situation has taken a dramatic turn and you need to find some new information to spill.
When you ready to spill some tea but the situation has progressed past the tea's usefulness
18. And when you see some tea being spilled on your Facebook feed.
