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ME: im an adult and i deserve to be treated as one ALSO ME: wakig up early… is good for u???
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When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
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[as a kid] Don’t tell me what to do, I can make my own choices [as an adult] I don’t know anything and I take life advice from memes
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I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
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Injuries as a kid: fouled on a layup fell off trampoline pulled muscle running Injuries as an adult: slept wrong sat too long coughed
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You guys ever hear an awesome old song and you're like OMG I USED TO LOVE THIS SONG wow time flies I'm so much older now and death awaits
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age 16: wow 20-somethings are so wise & old & have their lives together age 23: if I get hit by a car will I have to pay my student loans
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you know you're becoming an ADULT when you get excited for new sponges!! lol. and you're really sad a lot
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How to adult: At work? Want to go home. At home? Want to do something. Doing something? Want to be in bed. In bed? Don't sleep.
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age 10: the floor is lava!!! hahahahahha age 25: the stable adult relationship is lava!!!! hahAhaha
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The worst thing about being an adult & not a kid is that no one stands behind you when you're being an asshole mouthing "she's just hungry."
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"Mom, I'm an adult. There's nothing left for you to show me." (*folds a fitted sheet*) "TEACH ME YOUR SORCERY, LINEN WIZARD"