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How Weird Are Your Fart Habits?

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  1. 1. Do you like the smell of your own farts?

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    Absolutely!
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    No, that's disgusting
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1. Do you like the smell of your own farts?
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    Absolutely!
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    No, that's disgusting
  1. 2. Do you fart at work?

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    Of course, I'm there for most of the day I can't hold it in that long
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    No, what if someone hears me?
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2. Do you fart at work?
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    Of course, I'm there for most of the day I can't hold it in that long
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    No, what if someone hears me?
  1. 3. Have you ever farted during an ~intimate~ moment?

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    No, but I'm really scared of that happening
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    Yep, if they've seen you naked, farting shouldn't be a big deal
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3. Have you ever farted during an ~intimate~ moment?
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    No, but I'm really scared of that happening
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    Yep, if they've seen you naked, farting shouldn't be a big deal
  1. 4. Have you ever farted and had a tiny bit of poo come out?

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    No, but it's basically my worst nightmare
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    Yes, it was horrible
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4. Have you ever farted and had a tiny bit of poo come out?
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    No, but it's basically my worst nightmare
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    Yes, it was horrible
  1. 5. Do you ever fart in the supermarket?

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    No, that's oddly specific
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    Yes, it's so easy to just walk away from it without a trace
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5. Do you ever fart in the supermarket?
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    No, that's oddly specific
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    Yes, it's so easy to just walk away from it without a trace
  1. 6. Do you ever fart on public transport?

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    No, it's not fair on other commuters
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    Sure, nobody could prove it was me
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6. Do you ever fart on public transport?
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    No, it's not fair on other commuters
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    Sure, nobody could prove it was me
  1. 7. Have you ever farted and blamed someone else?

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    Nah, I take credit for my work
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    Yes, rather them than me
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7. Have you ever farted and blamed someone else?
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    Nah, I take credit for my work
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    Yes, rather them than me
  1. 8. Would you keep holding in a fart even if it was giving you a stomachache?

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    No, I probably wouldn't hold it in the first place
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    Yes, there must be a good reason for me wanting to not fart at that moment
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8. Would you keep holding in a fart even if it was giving you a stomachache?
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    No, I probably wouldn't hold it in the first place
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    Yes, there must be a good reason for me wanting to not fart at that moment
  1. 9. Do you ever fart and waft it towards someone as a joke?

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    Absolutely not, that's so immature
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    Haha, yeah
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9. Do you ever fart and waft it towards someone as a joke?
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    Absolutely not, that's so immature
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    Haha, yeah
  1. 10. Would you fart in front of your significant other?

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    No, I'd feel way too embarassed
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    Sure, it's ~natural~
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10. Would you fart in front of your significant other?
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    No, I'd feel way too embarassed
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    Sure, it's ~natural~
  1. 11. Do you fart in the bath?

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    Yep, it's like a jacuzzi
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    No, I bathe to get clean not to stew in my own farts
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11. Do you fart in the bath?
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    Yep, it's like a jacuzzi
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    No, I bathe to get clean not to stew in my own farts
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