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21 Christmas Products That Went Way, Way Too Far

Get into the spirit by buying a box of reindeer shit.

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1. This bleach, to add a festive gravitas to your toilet-cleaning experience.

Since when did bleach get festive?

2. And to accompany it, this loo roll.

FFS @waitrose there's nothing festive about bleach or loo roll, and that's fine. Stop it #Christmas #marketing #fail

3. Although some would argue this loo roll is much more festive.

Nothing says Christmas like Santa taking a shit.
The Designer Toilet Roll Company / Via amazon.co.uk

Nothing says Christmas like Santa taking a shit.

4. Your bathroom is just a potential wealth of Christmas joy.

TGO / Via amazon.co.uk

5. There’s this “festive recipe” curry sauce if roast dinners aren’t your thing.

Tis the season to be jolly! #tesco #pataks #turkey #curry #christmas

6. Or you could try this intriguing mashup.

You know Christmas is coming when Tesco starts selling these! #Christmastortillas

7. This could be so wrong or so very, very right.

The fact these are back on the shelves makes me so happy @Pringles 🎄 🎅 🍪 #pigsinblankets #Christmas #crisps #foodie

8. Your dog will definitely appreciate a Yuletide twist to their food.

Lily's Kitchen / Via amazon.co.uk

9. You can now get that sweet smell of Christmas in your washing up liquid.

@hurstyandhelen I've got the washing up liquid too! #christmas

10. And why stop at the washing up liquid?

VIGAR / Via amazon.co.uk

11. Even your rubbish can dress up for the occasion.

Suck UK / Via amazon.co.uk

12. You can mop up spillages, festively.

Renova / Via amazon.co.uk

13. And use your chairs as a means to show everyone just how much you love this time of year.

FR E. / Via amazon.co.uk

14. Just remember to accessorise with these bad boys.

Dandelion-UK / Generic / Via amazon.co.uk

15. You can even buy a box of reindeer faeces, and grow a Christmas tree inside of it.

Findmeagift / Via amazon.co.uk

16. But if that's too real for you, there's this.

Paladone / Acessory-Shop / Via amazon.co.uk

17. There's this cosy way of keeping your wine bottle warm.

Come Go Buy / Via amazon.co.uk

18. And such well-dressed wine deserves to be carried in style.

Come Go Buy / Via amazon.co.uk

19. You could treat the man in your life to this C-string.

Comfortable, functional, and most importantly, Christmassy.
SODIAL(R) / SWEETY LIFE / Via amazon.co.uk

Comfortable, functional, and most importantly, Christmassy.

20. Or buy this horrifying item of no discernible purpose.

Nothing to see here, just a floating Santa head leering at you.
eBay / Via ebay.co.uk

Nothing to see here, just a floating Santa head leering at you.

21. Although to be fair, this one actually seems completely necessary.

Worried your cat will feel left out and not know how many days left till Christmas? Fear not tesco is selling these!

Cats love advent calendars.