21 Christmas Products That Went Way, Way Too Far

    Get into the spirit by buying a box of reindeer shit.

    1. This bleach, to add a festive gravitas to your toilet-cleaning experience.

    Since when did bleach get festive?

    2. And to accompany it, this loo roll.

    FFS @waitrose there's nothing festive about bleach or loo roll, and that's fine. Stop it #Christmas #marketing #fail

    3. Although some would argue this loo roll is much more festive.

    4. Your bathroom is just a potential wealth of Christmas joy.

    5. There’s this “festive recipe” curry sauce if roast dinners aren’t your thing.

    Tis the season to be jolly! #tesco #pataks #turkey #curry #christmas

    6. Or you could try this intriguing mashup.

    You know Christmas is coming when Tesco starts selling these! #Christmastortillas

    7. This could be so wrong or so very, very right.

    The fact these are back on the shelves makes me so happy @Pringles 🎄 🎅 🍪 #pigsinblankets #Christmas #crisps #foodie

    8. Your dog will definitely appreciate a Yuletide twist to their food.

    9. You can now get that sweet smell of Christmas in your washing up liquid.

    @hurstyandhelen I've got the washing up liquid too! #christmas

    10. And why stop at the washing up liquid?

    11. Even your rubbish can dress up for the occasion.

    12. You can mop up spillages, festively.

    13. And use your chairs as a means to show everyone just how much you love this time of year.

    14. Just remember to accessorise with these bad boys.

    15. You can even buy a box of reindeer faeces, and grow a Christmas tree inside of it.

    16. But if that's too real for you, there's this.

    17. There's this cosy way of keeping your wine bottle warm.

    18. And such well-dressed wine deserves to be carried in style.

    19. You could treat the man in your life to this C-string.

    20. Or buy this horrifying item of no discernible purpose.

    21. Although to be fair, this one actually seems completely necessary.

    Worried your cat will feel left out and not know how many days left till Christmas? Fear not tesco is selling these!

    Cats love advent calendars.