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when u was typin some really freaky shit behind the keyboard and now you gotta do it fr
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When you been eating her out for over a half hour
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Enid Blyton knew
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THE FLOOR IS DICK
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I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it
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*having sex* bae: "who's daddy's little slut" me:
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"When u sit on the dick and it pokes u in the heart" LMFAOOOO
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I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!!
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When she gets good dick once
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her : choke me, slap me, pull my hair me : get on top her :
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when a guy thinks he's rubbing your clit but he's really just aggressively scratching your labia and he asks "you l… https://t.co/3f086KCADu
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when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head
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Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe
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When you come across some porn on your TL in public but you still wanna see
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Me: waiiitttttt I didn't shave Bae : idc about no damn hair Me :
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smh even my cereal out here eating ass
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