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18 Tweets And Tumblr Posts About Sex That Are So Funny You'll Pee A Little

"I'm afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin."

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when a guy puts his hand down your pants and says "oh baby, you're already wet."

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When he ask you how flexible you are 😛

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him: did u cum? me: yes, to the realization that this was a mistake

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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Apparently the average person has sex 89 times a year. This is going to be a fucking brilliant week

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