22 British Tweets From This Week That Are Funnier Than They Have Any Right To Be
"Americans PLEASE stop saying “in Europe.” are you in Paris or Sunderland."
1.
my gf texted to ask if i could bring some tools over to build garden furniture, so i asked her what tools they already had and she sent me this image: pic.twitter.com/qoIoXBhxz8
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) July 11, 2023
2.
Quite the pose from this man having his photo taken, pretending to be 007 - right in the middle of the BBC lunchtime news pic.twitter.com/8jShs1SrTK
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) July 10, 2023
3.
"gwen, i've been to watch barbie at the cinema five times! and i'll tell you for why - it's that ryan gosling it is, i just can't get enough!" https://t.co/T5I2olygxs
— padam england (@garageflowrr) July 13, 2023
4.
machine washed my Uniqlo bag even though it says you can’t and it was fine pic.twitter.com/Yw8PbokoiG
— Emily Garbutt (@emilylgarbutt) July 10, 2023
5.
Not Khloe Kardashian commenting on Tiffany from EastEnders’ insta AGAIN ??? She is really in her British era pic.twitter.com/ohjMRc88nw
— Aly (@slatersenders) July 10, 2023
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If anyone wants me tomorrow I'm busy. My outlook diary clearly states I'm at the Battle of the Boyne.
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 11, 2023
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Me in every picture ever taken by a delivery driver pic.twitter.com/rMwf09HtlL
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) July 12, 2023
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when the waiter asks if u want to see the dessert menu: https://t.co/zGRF5WUSeP
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 13, 2023
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Daniel Bedingfield https://t.co/6Lj6nGeVgU
— Niall (@notinaboyband) July 10, 2023
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If there's no such thing as a positive masculinity then explain this? pic.twitter.com/11NnNXYZxX
— Isaac_kh (@isaac_kh) July 11, 2023
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Magnificent work from the Guardian here. pic.twitter.com/FQ1YMqIdY0
— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) July 11, 2023
12.
Very disappointing to see how car-centric Barbie is. Low-density buildings make the city less walkable, and irregular, winding roads make running bus routes less efficient. pic.twitter.com/tsgVFT1qav
— James O'Malley (@Psythor) July 11, 2023
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americans PLEASE stop saying “in europe.” are you in paris or sunderland. https://t.co/kxW9nIkxAb
— 🇵🇱 (@WZG_89) July 10, 2023
14.
Ekin-Su https://t.co/oa8ngWsECg
— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) July 11, 2023
15.
not watching Love Island is one of the most liberating things I've ever done. I watched a Spielberg film tonight. I can go to bed at 9pm if I want. I read tweets and do not understand a single word of them. I feel amazing
— hannah louise (@hannahlouisef) July 11, 2023
16.
TFL in the middle of the night: - £6.80
— :) (@Hajarahaj) July 12, 2023
*ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKETTTTT*
*ATTENZONE BORSEGGIATRICI*
⚠️
17.
The UK Barbie premiere was very ITVBe
— Tom Aspaul (@tom_aspaul) July 13, 2023
18.
This is only in olives and tomatoes Europe. Potato Europe is dead past 10pm https://t.co/33WM40RZJE
— VIRGOAT 🇯🇲🇩🇲 (@JessVMo) July 10, 2023
19.
Look at this. Just look at this. pic.twitter.com/YJuMSIPM4U
— Paul Lucas (@paul_winginit) July 12, 2023
20.
I love that Google Maps protects the identity of dogs pic.twitter.com/eW0m1NVGFr
— Gareth (@Cadmarch) July 12, 2023
21.
You learn something new every day 🐈⬛ pic.twitter.com/qx1WL6fgzC
— Callum O'Dwyer (@callumjodwyer) July 12, 2023
22.
Famously in the Highlands and Islands we forbid the name of the last meal of the day to be spoken. https://t.co/QciWoiNLIT
— Jane Morrison 🪸 (@CuriousJane_x) July 13, 2023