1. Hey girl. Let’s have a talk.
This is a Saimaa ringed seal. He wasn’t expecting you to stop by.
2. I’m usually shy, but it’s you. Lemme tell you something.
*Cue special moment*
3. I’m in a pretty dark place.
Oh no =(
4. It’s making me grumpy.
But you’re a seal! So there’s that…
5. The dating pool has been pretty skimpy. For a while.
But you’re so cute!
6. Trouble is, it’s just me.
It’s not just you! There are an estimated 310 Saimaa ringed seals left in the world. In the WORLD.
7. I could use a wing man…
I’m there. What do you need?
8. Just help me out.
You got it.
9. I just want a pup like this.
Awww. I want you to have a pup like this!
10. But there’s a problem.
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