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Roses are white nightlock is blue it’s called Catching Fire not Hunger Games 2
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I do respect the difficult choice Katniss had to make between good sex (gale) and bread (peeta)
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Rejected Hunger Games characters: Yolowen Masonjar Chartreuse Coucher Flaps Wariostein Kissfromarose Amtrak
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[the part in the hunger games when everyone works on skills for the arena] ME: *making the shit out of a pizza* [judges whisper approvingly]
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A Hunger Games themed ice cream store called "May The Odds Be Ever In Your Flavor." Do I have to think of everything?
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That devastating moment when you realize Peeta and Katniss' celebrity couple name is "Peeniss." #hungergames
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JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games.
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2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
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[watching hunger games with date] me: *sees on-screen kiss* haha more like the THIRST games date: yes you've said that nine times
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A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games
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Most unbelievable part of the Hunger Games is the idea that the american people would be satisfied w/ a tie in their biggest sporting event.
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Peeta Melark search history: Katniss nudes Fake leg Baker/Ceramic job How to draft evade next hunger games Nudes Escape Friendzone
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[pitching an idea for a kids gameshow] it's exactly like the hunger games but without weapons "and killing, right?" now hear me out, fellas
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*everyone in Panera Bread does the Hunger Games whistle as I get escorted out for filling my water cup with soda*
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evreyone talks about noahs ark but nobodey talks abot noahs hunger games which determined the two strongest animals of each species
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When I read "Taylor Swift takes on Apple" I was hoping it was her versus Gwyneth Paltrow's kid in some kind of Hunger Games.
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They should end one of those Divergent trailers with the Hunger Games whistle just to see if anyone notices.
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.