Skip To Content
  • Quiz badge

The Hardest "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" Quiz You'll Ever Take

If you are interested in quizzes with happy endings, you would be better off taking some other quiz. In this quiz, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

  1. 1. Under what name did Count Olaf write the play "The Marvelous Marriage"?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Al Funcoot!

    Count Olaf uses the name Al Funcoot to write "The Marvelous Marriage" in the first book.

  2. 2. What kind of cake does Uncle Monty make for the Baudelaires?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Coconut cream cake!

    Uncle Monty makes a coconut cream cake for the Baudelaires in the second book.

  3. 3. Near which of these places is the Lucky Smells Lumbermill located?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    The Finite Forest!

    Lucky Smells Lumbermill uses wood from The Finite Forest, which surrounds the town.

  4. 4. Who is not a teacher at Prufrock Preparatory School?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Mrs. Morrow!

    Mrs. Morrow is not a teacher at the Prufrock Preparatory School, but instead lives in the Village of Fowl Devotees and appears in the seventh book.

  5. 5. Where is the Ersatz Elevator located?

    HarperCollins / bretthelquist.com
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    667 Dark Avenue!

    The Ersatz Elevator is located inside 667 Dark Avenue. "Ersatz" is a word which here means "there is still time to turn back and stop taking this quiz."

  6. 6. Who is the Baudelaire orphans' father?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bertrand!

    Bertrand Baudelaire was the Baudelaire orphans' father.

  7. 7. What was Madame Lulu's real name?

    HarperCollins / bretthelquist.com
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Olivia!

    Madama Lulu's real name was Olivia Caliban.

  8. 8. Who did Lemony Snicket love?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Beatrice!

    Beatrice Baudelaire was Snicket's former fiancée.

  9. 9. Which of these is not the name of one of the Quagmire triplets?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Hugo!

    The Quagmire triplets' names are Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley.

  10. 10. Which of these places is not located in The Hinterlands?

    HarperCollins / bretthelquist.com
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Paltryville!

    Paltryville is not located in the Hinterlands.

  11. 11. What is the hook-handed man's real name?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fernald!

    The hook-handed man's real name is Fernald.

  12. 12. Which of these is not the name of one of the Denouement triplets?

    HarperCollins / bretthelquist.com
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Charles!

    The Denoument triplets' names are Dewey, Ernest, and Frank.

  13. 13. Where is Lemony Snicket believed to be born?

    Netflix
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Valorous Farms Dairy!

    Snicket's parents left him at Valorous Farms Dairy, where he was raised by cheesemakers.

Want great book recommendations in your inbox every week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Books newsletter!

Newsletter signup form