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The Hardest "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" Quiz You'll Ever Take

If you are interested in quizzes with happy endings, you would be better off taking some other quiz. In this quiz, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

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  1. 1. Under what name did Count Olaf write the play "The Marvelous Marriage"?

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    Ignatius Knight
    Bouvard Bellerophon
    Stew Mitchum
    Al Funcoot
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Al Funcoot!

    Count Olaf uses the name Al Funcoot to write "The Marvelous Marriage" in the first book.

  2. 2. What kind of cake does Uncle Monty make for the Baudelaires?

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    angel food cake
    flourless chocolate cake
    fruitcake
    coconut cream cake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coconut cream cake!

    Uncle Monty makes a coconut cream cake for the Baudelaires in the second book.

  3. 3. Near which of these places is the Lucky Smells Lumbermill located?

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    The Clusterous Forest
    Mount Fraught
    The Stricken Stream
    The Finite Forest
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The Finite Forest!

    Lucky Smells Lumbermill uses wood from The Finite Forest, which surrounds the town.

  4. 4. Who is not a teacher at Prufrock Preparatory School?

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    Mrs. Morrow
    Mr. Remora
    Mrs. Bass
    Coach Ghengis
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mrs. Morrow!

    Mrs. Morrow is not a teacher at the Prufrock Preparatory School, but instead lives in the Village of Fowl Devotees and appears in the seventh book.

  5. 5. Where is the Ersatz Elevator located?

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    666 Dark Avenue
    667 Dark Avenue
    668 Dark Avenue
    669 Dark Avenue
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    667 Dark Avenue!

    The Ersatz Elevator is located inside 667 Dark Avenue. "Ersatz" is a word which here means "there is still time to turn back and stop taking this quiz."

  6. 6. Who is the Baudelaire orphans' father?

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    Hugo
    Charles
    Bertrand
    Alonso
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bertrand!

    Bertrand Baudelaire was the Baudelaire orphans' father.

  7. 7. What was Madame Lulu's real name?

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    Geraldine
    Polly
    Miranda
    Olivia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Olivia!

    Madama Lulu's real name was Olivia Caliban.

  8. 8. Who did Lemony Snicket love?

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    Colette
    Fiona
    Beatrice
    Georgina
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Beatrice!

    Beatrice Baudelaire was Snicket's former fiancée.

  9. 9. Which of these is not the name of one of the Quagmire triplets?

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    Quigley
    Isadora
    Hugo
    Duncan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hugo!

    The Quagmire triplets' names are Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley.

  10. 10. Which of these places is not located in The Hinterlands?

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    Caligari Carnival
    Paltryville
    Heimlich Hospital
    Last Chance General Store
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Paltryville!

    Paltryville is not located in the Hinterlands.

  11. 11. What is the hook-handed man's real name?

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    Hal
    Gustav
    Hector
    Fernald
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fernald!

    The hook-handed man's real name is Fernald.

  12. 12. Which of these is not the name of one of the Denouement triplets?

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    Charles
    Dewey
    Frank
    Ernest
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Charles!

    The Denoument triplets' names are Dewey, Ernest, and Frank.

  13. 13. Where is Lemony Snicket believed to be born?

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    Valley of Four Drafts
    Vineyard of Fragrant Grapes
    Valorous Farms Dairy
    Village of Fowl Devotees
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Valorous Farms Dairy!

    Snicket's parents left him at Valorous Farms Dairy, where he was raised by cheesemakers.

The Hardest "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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