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17 Reasons You Should Never Read "Harry Potter"

Seriously, don't even bother.

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1. Only kids read Harry Potter.

Psh, that's not a briefcase. Only kids read Harry Potter, remember?

2. Literally no adults. Literally none.

You might think these are adults, but you'd be wrong, because like we said, only kids read Harry Potter. Obviously.


6. The books won't stay with you.

7. They aren't even well-written.

8. You won't find a single beautiful sentence.

"Harry Potter helped me power through my mental breakdown." —Nikki D., via Facebook

"All of the Harry Potter books have changed the world. They've changed my world. I am a better person because Harry Potter exists." —Briizy


"When I was coming out in college, I clung to the Harry Potter books like they were part of me. I'd be crying in my dorm, wishing I wasn't gay, and the only thing that would get me out of that dark place was J.K. Rowling and her writing." —Michael W.

16. Seriously, don't even bother, you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.