20 Things Naturally Sexy People Think Of When They See Unnaturally Sexy People (Mean Girls Version)

Sometimes, though, there’s not just one of them. Sometimes there’s a whole group, sometimes just three.

There's always one in every crowd, in every show, in every room: that person with the meanest tongue, that almost God-like ability to slander any person's dignity to shreds, whether through a sarcastic quip or careless snub.

Sometimes, though, there's not just one of them. Sometimes there's a whole group, sometimes just three.

What sets them apart are words: they always have the wittiest, if not the meanest things to say about people they consider their inferiors, socially and physically. "She's so not cute," "How can she stand to live another second with that skin? Gross! She really needs those laser treatments for skin and acne now!"

Why do most of us take swipes at other people? Maybe it's because when we often feel the need to release some stress, there's nothing like a good dose of insults to clear the air. We vent, air our views with brutal honesty, and then we feel better.

And we vent just like this:

1. "Like, laser treatments for skin blemishes have already been invented. Her pock marks are so, like, last century."

2. "Her hair isn't as shiny as mine. It's so unkempt she should just wear a cap."

3. "That skin should be outlawed. What has she been scrubbing her face with? Toothbrush and acid?"

4. "I don't think she brushed her hair today."

5. "Her skin looks so dry. Does she even know what a bottle of moisturizer looks like?"

6. "Do you think she knows about facial treatments or she just likes being au naturelle with all that acne?"

7. "Is that her real hair or is it a wig?"

8. "Going around with pimples like that...he really looks like a cross between a human and a strawberry."

9. "Is she human or just a horrid pimple that grew so much it human?"

10. "Does she have a religious aversion to using cosmetics? Moisturizer? Facial wash?"

11. "Her hair looks like something slept and died on her head."

12. "Her lips are so pale and cracked. Does she think lip balm is a tool of Satan?"

13. "She should just get the latest laser treatments for skin conditions. Those pock marks on her cheeks can rival craters on the moon."

14. "Ever seen "before" and "after" shots of a cosmetic product? She's looks like the before model—except, ten times worse with those zits."

15. "What kind of skin regimen has she been using? Swamp water?"

16. "Pimples are unattractive. Does she know?"

17. "I think, under all those blemishes, there's a human person in there."

18. "I never thought I'd see a human pimple. Until now."

19. "Those pimples are so huge I can name each one of them."

20. "I don't want to be friends with zit boy you know."