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7 Seedy Songs You Shouldn't Ever Sing Out Loud [NSFW]

...Well you can if you must, but don't do it in public. Seriously, please don't.

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1. "Sandwiches" - Detroit Grand Pubahs

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The only reason you should walk around muttering the lyrics to this, is if you try to recreate the creepy sounding voice from the song. ....That makes it so much worse.

2. "What What In The Butt" - Samwell

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The song is creepy, but the video definitely makes it creepier. Still, I'm sure no one wants to hear about you wanting to be done in the butt... Unless that's what you genuinely want.

3. "Pregnant Pussy" - UGK

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This is where shit gets real. (Well, actually, hopefully not. Hopefully NEVER.) I feel gross even thinking about the title.

4. "Smell Yo Dick" - Riskay

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This song is hilariously weird - mainly because of Riskay (who sounds like a charming and balanced young woman) and her emotional conviction to smelling her boyfriend's penis.

5. "Fuk U In The Ass" - Outhere Brothers

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Once used in an amazingly hilarious commercial for the Soesman Language Institute, this song really shouldn't be sung out loud, ever. I tell you this from experience.

6. "White Hot Cum" - Liz Phair

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The most disturbing thing about this song, is that if you completely ignored the lyrics, the song sounds like such a happy-go-lucky schoolgirl-eque ballad about boyfriends and sunshine and loving life. Listening to it WILL get it stuck in your head, and you WILL find yourself singing it around the house. ...Once again, I speak from experience.

7. "The Douchebag Mashup" - Hiteryan

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We all know to avoid artists like these:

Nickelback

Justin Bieber

Dragonforce

Creed

Psy

Trivium

Skrillex

Ke$ha

Rebecca Black

LaBrie

But in this case, some lunatic has complied a single song with ALL OF THEM.

VOM.

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