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Posted on Mar 23, 2013

7 Seedy Songs You Shouldn't Ever Sing Out Loud [NSFW]

...Well you can if you must, but don't do it in public. Seriously, please don't.

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The only reason you should walk around muttering the lyrics to this, is if you try to recreate the creepy sounding voice from the song. ....That makes it so much worse. — youtube.com

The only reason you should walk around muttering the lyrics to this, is if you try to recreate the creepy sounding voice from the song. ....That makes it so much worse.

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The only reason you should walk around muttering the lyrics to this, is if you try to recreate the creepy sounding voice from the song. ....That makes it so much worse.

The song is creepy, but the video definitely makes it creepier. Still, I'm sure no one wants to hear about you wanting to be done in the butt... Unless that's what you genuinely want. — youtube.com

The song is creepy, but the video definitely makes it creepier. Still, I'm sure no one wants to hear about you wanting to be done in the butt... Unless that's what you genuinely want.

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The song is creepy, but the video definitely makes it creepier. Still, I'm sure no one wants to hear about you wanting to be done in the butt... Unless that's what you genuinely want.

This is where shit gets real. (Well, actually, hopefully not. Hopefully NEVER.) I feel gross even thinking about the title. — youtube.com

This is where shit gets real. (Well, actually, hopefully not. Hopefully NEVER.) I feel gross even thinking about the title.

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This is where shit gets real. (Well, actually, hopefully not. Hopefully NEVER.) I feel gross even thinking about the title.

This song is hilariously weird - mainly because of Riskay (who sounds like a charming and balanced young woman) and her emotional conviction to smelling her boyfriend's penis. — youtube.com

This song is hilariously weird - mainly because of Riskay (who sounds like a charming and balanced young woman) and her emotional conviction to smelling her boyfriend's penis.

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This song is hilariously weird - mainly because of Riskay (who sounds like a charming and balanced young woman) and her emotional conviction to smelling her boyfriend's penis.

Once used in an amazingly hilarious commercial for the Soesman Language Institute, this song really shouldn't be sung out loud, ever. I tell you this from experience. — youtube.com

Once used in an amazingly hilarious commercial for the Soesman Language Institute, this song really shouldn't be sung out loud, ever. I tell you this from experience.

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Once used in an amazingly hilarious commercial for the Soesman Language Institute, this song really shouldn't be sung out loud, ever. I tell you this from experience.

The most disturbing thing about this song, is that if you completely ignored the lyrics, the song sounds like such a happy-go-lucky schoolgirl-eque ballad about boyfriends and sunshine and loving life. Listening to it WILL get it stuck in your head, and you WILL find yourself singing it around the house. ...Once again, I speak from experience. — youtube.com

The most disturbing thing about this song, is that if you completely ignored the lyrics, the song sounds like such a happy-go-lucky schoolgirl-eque ballad about boyfriends and sunshine and loving life. Listening to it WILL get it stuck in your head, and you WILL find yourself singing it around the house. ...Once again, I speak from experience.

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The most disturbing thing about this song, is that if you completely ignored the lyrics, the song sounds like such a happy-go-lucky schoolgirl-eque ballad about boyfriends and sunshine and loving life. Listening to it WILL get it stuck in your head, and you WILL find yourself singing it around the house. ...Once again, I speak from experience.

We all know to avoid artists like these:
Nickelback
Justin Bieber
Dragonforce
Creed
Psy
Trivium
Skrillex
Ke$ha
Rebecca Black
LaBrie
But in this case, some lunatic has complied a single song with ALL OF THEM.
VOM. — youtube.com

We all know to avoid artists like these:
Nickelback
Justin Bieber
Dragonforce
Creed
Psy
Trivium
Skrillex
Ke$ha
Rebecca Black
LaBrie
But in this case, some lunatic has complied a single song with ALL OF THEM.
VOM.

youtube.com

We all know to avoid artists like these:
Nickelback
Justin Bieber
Dragonforce
Creed
Psy
Trivium
Skrillex
Ke$ha
Rebecca Black
LaBrie
But in this case, some lunatic has complied a single song with ALL OF THEM.
VOM.

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