Ways Liberal Arts College Ruins Your Life

Let's face it. You like to talk about privilege and oppression and feminism. You troll Tumblrs. You are not sure about that big word you just used. You feel guilty a whole lot.

1. "Promblematize..." Wait. Not a real word.

Via tumblr.com

2. We prefer to be called "queer"--if we MUST be called anything.

After that Gender Studies major, you think LGBTQ is heteronormative and cis-gendered and oppressive. Gendered pronouns? Offensive! You are a "they."

3. Pop culture phenomenon? OFFENDED THINK PIECE TIME!

Miley Cyrus? Cultural appropriation.

Robin Thicke? Dick.

Macklemore? Don't even get me started.

#pseudointellectual #complain

4. ...I'm not a Democrat? Fuck your binary.

WE RADICALZ NOW.

5. You Somehow Had A $60,000/year Tuition, But Can't Afford Food Now.

Those cup noodles become frighteningly enticing.

6. You Miss College So You Get Drunk and Youtube Creepy Philosopher Zizek

Fantasize that you too can become a profound philosopher of toilets and Madonna.

7. You Can't Watch TV Normally

Seriously?

8. Disney Princesses? LOL.

ORIENTALIST! PATRIARCHAL! HETERONORMATIVE! OBJECTIFIED! #GTFO!