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    THIS DOG WINS THE INTERNET!!

    Charlie is the most patient man I have ever met. He is my best friend, and here is why he is awesome.

    1. He takes Halloween seriously.

    2. He gives "Thanks" on Thanksgiving.

    3. He still believes in the Easter Bunny.

    4. He has great taste in music.

    5. He is tech savvy.

    6. He loves Fireball Whiskey.

    7. He supports our troops! #USA

    8. He knows to "stay" away from Candy Mountain.

    9. He reads.

    10. He knows how to catch a frisbee.

    11. He doesn't overlook personal hygiene.

    12. ... and looks so good after a shower.

    13. He looks great in a pair of heels.

    14. He's got that EuroSwag.

    15. He makes a cute Beanie Baby.

    16. He is a college graduate.

    17. He takes ladies on dates.

    18. He is the original Bird Man Jr.

    19. He golfs.

    20. He can rock a pair of shutter shades better than Kanye West.

    21. His Whoppi Goldberg impression is dead-on accurate.

    22. He sets trends.

    23. He dresses accordingly for Margaritaville.

    24. He is tolerant of immaturity.