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When customers can't seem to understand that you will never give away stock for free.
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And when they act like prices are negotiable.
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When they ask for the manager, as if they're going to get a different answer.
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When customers feel the need to touch everything in the store.
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And when they don't realize they are creating 10 times more work for you.
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When customers think that they can scare you by calling corporate.
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When customers treat you like their own personal assistant.
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When customers want you to provide answers for things that are out of your control.
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When you can no longer hear an Ed Sheeran song without wanting to scream.
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When people think you are purposely hiding everything in the back.
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When people clearly do not understand how service jobs work.
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When customers tell you their life stories while you're just trying to do your job.
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When they have absolutely no understanding of how closing works.
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Every time a customer says this and thinks they're being witty and unique.
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When they are under the impression that they don't have to treat you with any respect.
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And finally, when customers come between you and your work BFF.