How Many Of These Legendary Chandler Bing One-Liners Can You Complete?

1. All right, rock paper scissors...

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for who has to shave Monica's head

for who has to tell Janice to leave

for who has to tell the whore to leave

for who has to clean up

2. Ross: I went to the tanning place your wife suggested. Chandler: Was that place...

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MARS?

THE SUN?

THE SKY?

LIGHTNING?

3. All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out...

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I'm going to end up alone

I'm a strong, independent woman who doesn't need to smoke

I need to love myself more

I do put career before men

4. Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what! Chandler: Um, ok. The 5th dentist caved and now they're all recommending...

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Trident?

Colgate?

Crest?

Aquafresh?

5. But I didn't get to shake my belly like...

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a jar full of jelly!

a bowl full of jelly!

jelly in the deli!

I wanted some jelly!

6. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my...

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gold tux is too small!

rolex doesn't fit!

mercedes is too big!

diamond shoes are too tight!

7. Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the...

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predicament room

disorder room

dilemma wing

dilemma room

8. Frank Buffay: Chandler's a girl! Chandler: Oh God, ...

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preschool throwback

childhood throwback

kindergarten flashback

high school flashback

9. You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up...

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grenades have gone off slower

bullets have left guns slower

Monica has cleaned the apartment slower

I've ran a half-marathon slower

10. Monica: Everyone at our school heard it! Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the...

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hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

lesbian girl from Long Island?

cheerleader with the teenie weenie from New York?

girl with both male and female reproductive parts?

11. Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my __________. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.

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mom kissing my Sunday School teacher

dad doing tequila shots off the pool boy

dad kissing Mr. Girabaldi

swim coach wearing a Speedo

12. Joey: When was 1990? Chandler: Okay, you have to...

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not call it a "Joey's apple."

try not to crack that code.

stop the q-tip when there's resistance!

stop stealing all my clothes.

13. So I was thinking we can get one of those signs and put it over our bed, cause thats you and I together! ...

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STOP!

YIELD!

CROSSING!

MERGE!

14. Oh, I think this is the episode of _______ where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

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Cheers

Three's Company

The Cosby Show

Happy Days

15. I'm hopeless and awkward and...

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desperate for friends!

yearning for love!

wanting a mate!

desperate for love!

How Many Of These Legendary Chandler Bing One-Liners Can You Complete?

1. All right, rock paper scissors...

2. Ross: I went to the tanning place your wife suggested. Chandler: Was that place...

3. All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out...

4. Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what! Chandler: Um, ok. The 5th dentist caved and now they're all recommending...

5. But I didn't get to shake my belly like...

6. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my...

7. Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the...

8. Frank Buffay: Chandler's a girl! Chandler: Oh God, ...

9. You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up...

10. Monica: Everyone at our school heard it! Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the...

11. Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my __________. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.

12. Joey: When was 1990? Chandler: Okay, you have to...

13. So I was thinking we can get one of those signs and put it over our bed, cause thats you and I together! ...

14. Oh, I think this is the episode of _______ where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

15. I'm hopeless and awkward and...

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