Jamie P.

Having absolutely no musical background, I've recently decided to take on the mandolin. You are not going to get a satisfying answer as to why. It is my most ridiculous undertaking to date. I spend a generous amount of time taking online quizzes trying to prove that I'm profoundly different from the rest of the world, I constantly find that I am disappointingly typical. There is nothing I can say here to convince the internet otherwise. Stupid internet. I'm from Los Lunas. Don't worry, I'm not dangerous. I want a baby panda. I come from a family in which two biggest offenses conceivable are eating vegetables and voting democrat. Needless to say, my bleeding heart is crouching in the closet clutching a stalk of broccoli. I'm guilty of feeding my dogs better than myself.

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