1.
Embraced the warmth of the photocopier:
2.
Committed your first crime by stealing Pick n Mix from Woolworths:
3.
Ended every story written in the exact same way:
4.
Made important life decisions using stationary:
5.
Became way too invested in a raindrop race:
6.
Tested superpowers in the shower:
7.
Renamed a childhood classic:
8.
Started a lifelong grudge against a celebrity chef:
9.
Felt immense pride after graduating to new pen:
10.
Rebelled against organised religion:
11.
Thought death was just around the corner:
12.
Not questioned the strangeness of eating one of these:
13.
Played sports in a blizzard:
14.
Developed trauma through reading:
15.
Burned yourself by touching this type of radiator:
16.
Became a TV technician:
17.
Believed that pig's urine had an important purpose:
18.
Begged your parents for pipe cleaners after watching Art Attack:
19.
Reached peak snacking laziness:
20.
Used pencil sharpening as an excuse to gossip:
22.
Gave yourself a piercing:
23.
Fought the urge to channel David Attenborough:
24.
Mastered the art of being petty: