Food·Posted on 14 Feb 201717 Jokes About Fruit That Will Make You Laugh, I SwearJust a bunch of apeeling jokes.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why did the orange stop? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. How do you make an apple turnover? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. What happens to grapes when you step on them? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. Why was the tomato blushing? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. What fruit is square and green? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What do you call a sad strawberry? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What school subject is the fruitiest? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. What are twins' favorite fruit? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day… Tap to reveal Click to reveal