Okay, so first things first, gravy itself is not inherently evil. In the right circumstances it can make a good meal great.
Look at this poor, innocent pizza that's been drowned in gravy.
These pancakes never signed up for this treatment.
These gravy-soaked noodles never stood a chance.
Drinking gravy straight from a mug is wrong on so many levels.
And drinking it straight from a bowl isn't much better.
Drinking it through a straw, though, that's just unforgivable.
If you're going to have gravy on the same plate as some beans, at least use a sausage as a barrier.
Pasta and gravy were not created to be used in this way.
Ketchup and gravy, sure, why the hell not?
Seriously, how is this a thing?
One sauce just isn't enough, I guess.
I mean, is this even thick enough to be classified as a gravy?
And is this KFC gravy liquid enough?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
This is a goddamn crime scene.
"To live is to suffer…"
And finally, this abomination that Americans call gravy.