Okay, so first things first, gravy itself is not inherently evil. In the right circumstances it can make a good meal great.
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Look at this poor, innocent pizza that's been drowned in gravy.
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These pancakes never signed up for this treatment.
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These gravy-soaked noodles never stood a chance.
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Drinking gravy straight from a mug is wrong on so many levels.
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And drinking it straight from a bowl isn't much better.
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Drinking it through a straw, though, that's just unforgivable.
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If you're going to have gravy on the same plate as some beans, at least use a sausage as a barrier.
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Pasta and gravy were not created to be used in this way.
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Ketchup and gravy, sure, why the hell not?
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Seriously, how is this a thing?
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One sauce just isn't enough, I guess.
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I mean, is this even thick enough to be classified as a gravy?
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And is this KFC gravy liquid enough?
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Some people just want to watch the world burn.
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This is a goddamn crime scene.
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"To live is to suffer…"
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And finally, this abomination that Americans call gravy.
