Okay, so first things first, gravy itself is not inherently evil. In the right circumstances it can make a good meal great.
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With that being said, here are some of the fucked-up ways the sauce has been misused by monsters:
1. Look at this poor, innocent pizza that's been drowned in gravy.
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Pizzas aren't designed to swim.
2. These pancakes never signed up for this treatment.
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They deserve so much better.
3. These gravy-soaked noodles never stood a chance.
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Bonus points for adding chips.
4. Drinking gravy straight from a mug is wrong on so many levels.
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Gravy alone is not a drink.
5. And drinking it straight from a bowl isn't much better.
6. Drinking it through a straw, though, that's just unforgivable.
7. If you're going to have gravy on the same plate as some beans, at least use a sausage as a barrier.
8. Pasta and gravy were not created to be used in this way.
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Two rights can sometimes equal a wrong.
9. Ketchup and gravy, sure, why the hell not?
10. Seriously, how is this a thing?
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It's inhuman.
11. One sauce just isn't enough, I guess.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
12. I mean, is this even thick enough to be classified as a gravy?
13. And is this KFC gravy liquid enough?
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No it's not.
14. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
15. This is a goddamn crime scene.
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Arrests need to be made.
16. "To live is to suffer…"
17. And finally, this abomination that Americans call gravy.
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Gravy is not supposed to look like cat vomit.
