1.
When he appreciated the arts.
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When his kids signed him up for a second job.
3.
And when he just wanted to play conkers.
4.
When he achieved his dream.
5.
When he improved a Trump sign.
6.
And when the nightmare was too real.
7.
When he encountered these bins.
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When he spotted a contradictory drink.
9.
When his kids' toys came to life.
10.
When he asked a valid question.
11.
When he spotted the next big hit.
12.
When he developed a fetish.
13.
When he needed some vegetable advice.
14.
When he had hope in his herbs.
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And when he congratulated a potato.
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When he was all of us.
17.
When he spotted a Louis sandwich.
