1.
This responsible driver who at least made it home:
And this traveler who has a long journey home ahead of them:
2.
These friends who have created a text messaging system for avoiding creeps on a night out:
And this friend who uses text messages to encourage her friend's drinking:
3.
This guy who had a glamorous photo shoot with his McDonald's order:
And this girl who doesn't even know what's happening in the background of her own photos:
4.
This guy who had a great journey home:
And this dad who's probably still in the car:
5.
This drunk shopper who spent his money on a gift that brought joy:
And this person whose drunk purchase would have brought nothing but horror:
6.
This genius who's just reinvented the way wine is drunk:
And this person who will never be able to afford a glass of wine again:
7.
This boyfriend who came home drunk and remained completely faithful:
And this boyfriend who just came home drunk:
8.
This girlfriend who lovingly kept her boyfriend up to date on her drinking progress:
And this boyfriend who couldn't even find his girlfriend:
9.
This student who seemingly became a mastermind while drunk:
And this student who is probably heading in the opposite direction:
10.
This guy who avoided being sick in a taxi:
And this guy who managed to get an emu into a taxi:
11.
This drunk woman who entertained London commuters:
And this passenger who pretty much did the opposite:
12.
This guy whose new romance is off to a positive start:
And this girl who may have ruined her date before it even started:
13.
This guy who was busy making future business plans with new friends:
And this guy who was busy losing friends by destroying their kitchen:
14.
This person who left a useful note for his future self:
And this drunk person who left unhelpful notes for others: