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24 Times Twitter Was Hilarious AF During Hanukkah

"Every year I spell Hanukkah differently and it's correct every time."

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My kids are a quarter Jewish, so they'll only get gifts on two nights of Hanukkah.

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Think how much more exciting "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" would be if they'd written it after the dreidel was dry & ready.

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[Christianity] You were a bad boy this year. Santa is gonna give you coal. (Christmas music starts playing) [Judai… https://t.co/fLiCADuBzJ

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Actual conversation I had this morning: 🙎‍♂️ “What are you doing for Christmas?” 💆🏻‍♀️ “Oh. I’m Jewish I don’t cele… https://t.co/VA9Smt92ez

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Only 33 days till Christmas and I’m still Jewish

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*at the breakfast table* My dad: so Chanukah’s coming up jake. Anything specific that you might want? Me: a purpose.

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Imagine if ur cell phone battery was on 10% and it lasted for 8 days. Now you understand Chanukah.

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#growingupjewish having dreidel lights instead of Christmas lights

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Oh, you have a trendy upside down Christmas tree set up? I have an upside menorah, bitch!

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"It happens to a lot of guys" - girl on Hanukkah to a guy who can't make his oil last 8 days

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“We celebrate all Religion’s holidays!!!” Decks out the office looking like a Christmas tree exploded and puts a… https://t.co/yTa3i4w3oU

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Christmas movies rebooted as Hanukkah movies: -Home Shalom -A Christmas Carole King -It's a Wonderful Life When You Call Your Mother

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Okay but can we talk about the war on Hanukkah because I've never seen a menorah on a Starbucks cup

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I have still yet to see a dreidel made out of clay..

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why didn't the grinch ever steal hanukkah what does he have against the jews

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Trying to figure out if it’s Chanukah or Hanukkah …

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"So is Channukah like the Jewish Christmas?" No. No it's not. Read a book. #growingupjewish

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I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."

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Every year I spell Hanukkah differently and it's correct every time.

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My dad is a republican but he's also Jewish so he's really militant about saying "Happy Hanukkah" to everyone, regardless of their religion.

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In case anyone was looking for one, I found an emoji menorah today for $20 at wegmans

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Just realized this is going to be my first Hanukkah without Charles Manson

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Whether we celebrate Chanukah, Christmas or Kwanzaa I think we can all agree that quality family time is a disaster

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