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14 Costumes No One Wants To See This Halloween

Handmaids and Pennywise have this year, and this year only.

First, let me say everyone pictured in this post did an amazing job with their costumes.

We're not here to judge them, only their hypothetical successors.

Got it?

Good.

1. Rick Sanchez

Alternative: The Council of Ricks.

2. French Kiss

Alternative: Any of the ~million~ other existing puns.

My Edgar Allen Poe Dameron cosplay #cvg2017

Don't steal this one, either. You can think of your own.

3. General Hogwarts Student

Alternative: At the ~very least~ slap on some glasses and be Harry.

4. Harley Quinn

Alternative: Margot Robbie's Unicorn Dress.

5. While we're at it, the Joker, too.

Alternative: Go with friends as The Office characters' Jokers.

6. Basic Ron Swanson

Alternative: Ron & Tammy 2 couples costume.

7. Eleven

Alternative: Get crazy with a tank suit.

8. Trump

Alternative: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

9. The Sanderson Sisters

Alternative: Grab two friends and dress as Kathy, Bette, and SJP's other iconic characters.

10. Zombie Dead Celebrity

Alternative: Just pay homage by being a non-zombie.

11. Daenerys Targaryen

Alternative: If you can make this coat, you are a BOSS.

12. The Belchers

Alternative: The kids on Halloween.

13. The "slutty" version of something.

Alternative: Own the fact that you're the ~SEXY~ version.

14. Cultural Appropriation

Alternative: Literally anything else.