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    18 Times Billy Eichner Made Us Laugh-Cry On "Parks And Rec"

    We love you, Billy Eichner.

    1. Whenever he made this face:

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    Instant classic.

    2. When he met Donna:

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    "That is the perfect name for you. I love it. NEVER CHANGE IT."

    3. This extreme threat:

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    "Larry, I swear to God, if you leave right now we will make your spirit dog a Miniature Schnauzer."

    4. His health issues:

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    "Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable!"

    5. This iconic exclamation:

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    "From now on, everyone call me Kristen, 'cause I'm wigging out!"

    6. His ability to make ANYTHING dramatic:

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    "My name is Craig Middlebrooks AND THIS IS MY DEBIT REWARDS CARD."

    7. When he was extremely selfless:

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    "FIRST MY COUSIN WINONA GETS INTO A CAR ACCIDENT THE NIGHT MY ONE-MAN SHOW OPENS AND NOW THIS? WHY ARE MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS ALWAYS OVERSHADOWED?... Congratulations, I suppose."

    8. When he saw some cute dogs:

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    "I wanna throw up and kill myself."

    9. This dramatic statement:

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    "I need to go lie down for 45 minutes. No, an hour. A full hour."

    10. And this one:

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    "OH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

    11. This one, too:

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    "SOMEBODY FOLLOW ME, I'M DISTRAUGHT!"

    12. When he finally met the Sapersteins:

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    Jean-Ralphio: "What do you say you and I ride go-karts later?"

    Craig: "I WANT TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING!"

    13. When he revealed how he copes:

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    "I'm gonna go home, put on a Macy Gray album, AND CRY IN THE MIRROR!"

    14. When he accepted his spirit dog:

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    "I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND IF YOU PICK THAT ONE!... Okay, good choice."

    15. His list of "three great things about being alive":

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    "Watermelon, martinis, exposed brick, Keri Russell's hair."

    16. And this one:

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    "Sweet potato pie, unlikely animal friend pairings, Jennifer Love Hewitt."

    17. His romantic vows:

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    "We love each other and the tax break is substantial."

    18. And how he never changed:

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    Typhoon: "Do you have any regrets?"

    Craig: "Are you kidding? Thousands!"

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