19. 31 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who's Had A Period
how it feels when you have your period
"I'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly."
A list of tips, tricks, jokes, and confessions about the female body.
"Getting distracted by your boobs when you're meant to be getting dressed."
The results may surprise you!
And if you don't know, now you know.
"The unexpected clot that makes you wonder if youβre fuckinβ DYING."
"If you're using something like the pill, the ring, the IUD, or the implant, your period is a little different. "
You'll laugh... you'll weep for humanity.
"What do periods feel like?"
As told by Disney Princesses.
The "Phantom" Period: "This period is a living, breathing raised middle finger."
Get ready for some TOUGH "Would you rather?" scenarios.
"Who will give me a 'correctly reinserted my Diva Cup after two beers' merit badge?"
"Your period might be a little wonky for a while."
#relatable
Sometimes you wish you could block it from your life.
Some people love it, some people hate it.
Warning: You may laugh so hard, you'll leak.
Warning: It's not pretty.
Want. Want. Want. NEED.
"I'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly."
Get ready for your life to change!
"I cried because the cheese I was eating reminded me of my ex from Wisconsin."
"Experienced the full spectrum of human emotions within the space of a few hours."
"If you get catcalled, just throw a tampon at the guy. Itβs priceless."
"Try a yoga routine specifically designed to calm your uterus."
"Every time a guy breaks up with me, I get a tear drop tattoo on my vagina."
"With regard to hygiene, standards are personal."
We all wish we had a "First Moon Party."
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